Wow! Two posts in the same day. I have sniffing salts if you need them. :)

I snagged this from almond_joyz


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How adorable does Bonnie look here? ETA: Any icon-makers looking to practice? :)


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Borrowed from annearchylast cigarette: Never smoked ( Read more... )

I always figured I'm the Idiot Savant. LOL!!!!

Your result for The 3 Variable Funny Test...
the Wit

(52% dark, 38% spontaneous, 32% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty-- ( Read more... )

Well, it's been a while since I posted anything......so I come bringing humor..... Hope you get some giggles out of it ( Read more... )

( I can't stop giggling! )

Women are like angels
but when someone breaks our wings.....
We simply continue to fly..........
on a broomstick.....

We are flexible like that.

Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe... as it happens, near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late and raining very hard. Bob could barely see the road in front of the car. Suddenly the car skids out of control! Bob attempts to control the car, but to no avail! The car ( Read more... )

A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second.. In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her mobile phone rang ( Read more... )

Ugghhh. I can't believe I have another sore throat. My tonsils are looking pretty inflamed. I just took 2 painkillers that I got from my last trip to the doctor for my throat so I should be zonking out very shortly ( Read more... )